The 10 Commandments of Access

And it came to pass that the cries and lamentations of the Access newbies were heard on high by the gods of the Database, and their hearts were moved to pity for their followers. And they opened their mouths and spake, saying: "Nevermore shall the young and innocent wander witless on their journeys!

Checkout the 10 Commandments of Access from the Access Web :-) Which laws are we breaking or following!? My favourite is this one:

8. Thou shalt not copy and paste other people's code without at least attempting to understand what it does.

Which one do you reckon will be the most useful commandment?